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Cover story: Oh, Brazil!
What is it about this country that sets the heart racing? Paulo There are bodies beautiful on Ipanema beach. But they are not the only attraction, says Alex Bellos



Trendsetters, if you’re searching for this year’s Next Big Thing, look no further. It’s Brazil. From design to music, via fashion and film, the country that spawned the bossa nova, the G-string and the world’s first footballing superstar is more “in” than ever before.
Take movies. Hot on the heels of the Oscar-nominated City of God, this month sees the release of two Brazilian films, Carandiru and Bus 174, both tipped for the big time. Or fashion: in May, the Brasil 40° exhibition, a month-long Brazil-themed event at Selfridges, will see the department store given the feel of a Rio street market. Brazilian design is also making waves: in June, London’s Design Museum will stage the first UK exhibition of work by the trailblazing furniture designers Fernando and Humberto Campana. And as for music: the Brazilian rap song from the Nissan X-Trail advert, remixed by Fatboy Slim, is filling dancefloors; sampa nova (electronica mixed with bossa nova) is the chillout music de nos jours; London’s two most exciting drum’n’bass DJs are the Brazilians Marky and Patife; and Bebel Gilberto’s Tanto Tempo album recently became the bestselling Brazilian record of all time.



Why all this buzz now? Brazil’s new-found confidence can be attributed to two things: last year’s inauguration of a bearded former shoeshine boy, Lula, as president (Lula is the first Brazilian leader in a decade to attract high levels of international attention); and an increasing interest from the outside world in the Brazilian way of life. Why are we so attracted to it? Because it’s different. Large, self-contained and isolated enough to have developed a parallel society with particular attitudes towards important issues such as religion, race and sexuality, Brazil is the “other”: a tropical new world of freedom, musicality and exoticism, bubbling with energy and promise. Carnival is not just about dressing up in drag, but about breaking down social barriers.

Brazilian culture also fosters an inclusivity and diversity that is highly attractive to an Old World looking for inspiration, a refreshing reminder that there is an alternative future to the one with a Starbucks on every corner. Sure, the fact that Gisele Bundchen is the world’s leading supermodel, and that Brazil are World Cup champions, means the country still has a reputation for exoticism. But Brazilian culture is about so much more than that.

In 1914, an expatriate German writer called Stefan Zweig published a book called Brazil: Land of the Future. Land of the Future? Perhaps not quite yet, but it’s certainly on its way.

THE BEGINNERS GUIDE TO BRAZIL

SEX

The rules of courtship are different in Brazil. When a guy chats up a girl, the first question she will ask is: "Are you married?" It is easy to have affairs because there are love hotels — saucy playrooms where you pay by the hour — on every other block. Most middle- class Brazilians lose their virginity in love hotels, the best of which come with flashing dancefloors, hot tubs and a wide variety of television porn. Also, before a relationship gets serious, Brazilians will insist on a "beach date" so they can have a look at a prospective lover's body before making up their minds. Men are most interested in women's bottoms: the larger and more rounded the better.

THE BEACH

Nobody reads at the beach. Why would they? Instead, they flirt, pose and check out the talent. The female fashion rules are: wear as little as possible, but come with hair done and make-up on, decked out in earrings, necklaces and ankle bracelets. The girls who modelled the swimwear for these photos were actually rather distressed that the bikinis we provided were not skimpy enough. Competition is fierce: you want to look as good as possible. The beach is divided up into invisible sections — pot-smokers here, gay men there, surfers over there, and so on. Every 800yd, there is a post with a number written on it to help identify locations. (Just after Post 9 is the trendiest spot on Ipanema Beach.) Women bring sarongs to lie on, but spend more time standing up, chatting and posing. Men never bring sarongs. They sit together on the sand or approach women with the line "Can I sit on your sarong?", which is the local equivalent of "Do you come here often?".

MEAT CULTURE

Meat is a religion here, and its churches are churrascarias, or traditional Brazilian barbecues. Ostensibly a type of restaurant, the best churrascarias are like meat theme parks. Once you've paid your entrance fee, you are allowed to eat as much flesh as you like.

PLASTIC SURGERY

Brazilians are devoted to the plastic surgeon's knife. Every year, 400,000 operations are performed in Brazil — the highest rate per capita in the world. Of these, half are done for aesthetic reasons. Brazilians used to like small breasts, but in recent years, there has been a fad for silicone implants. Brazilian surgeons are considered the best in the world (the wide racial mixture here gives them practice with all shapes and sizes) and, happily for them, they get lots of free advertising: people wear hardly any clothes, so their handiwork is always on display.

FILM

It's boom time in the Brazilian film industry. First, City of God broke domestic box-office records. Then the prison flick Carandiru (on release this Friday) became the most successful Brazilian movie of recent times. Both are epics that engage with the violent, dysfunctional, neglected side of urban life: City of God with Rio, a hot, glamorous, anarchic city; Carandiru with the hard-working, claustrophobic concrete metropolis that is S‹o Paulo.



FASHION

In Brazil, millions do not even earn the £50-a-month minimum wage. Yet, at Daslu, São Paulo’s favourite fashion store, the world’s most expensive fashion labels sell like bikinis on a hot day. Daslu is a way of life, not just a clothes shop. Located in a residential street, it comprises 11 houses next to each other, with interconnecting doors. With men forbidden from entering, and Brazilian women’s lack of self-consciousness being what it is, Daslu’s extremely rich clients stroll around in a state of virtual undress as they take their pick of 50 international labels.



SOAPS

The daily evening schedule of Brazil’s main channel, TV Globo, is three hour-long soap operas, or telenovelas. Their audience share is about 65%, and their stars are Brazil’s biggest celebrities. The subjects are almost always the same — forbidden love, betrayal, family feuds — and the actors are excessively rich and gorgeous, yet the soaps distinguish themselves from their South American neighbours with high production values. They may be pure cheese, but they’re quality cheese. Telenovelas usually last for about nine months; in the final week, when all loose ends are tied up, the story line is front-page news and the streets are noticeably emptier during broadcast times. Globo telenovelas have been sold to 130 countries a world record.



MAID CULTURE

Few middle-class Brazilians can cook, and not many more know how to make a bed. Luckily, they have domestic servants do these jobs for them. Slavery ended in Brazil in 1888 — later than anywhere else in the western hemisphere — and one of the legacies is that the difference between rich and poor is greatest in the world. Middle-class Brazilians can earn as much as Britons, but the poor, as mentioned above, earn very little. Maids can earn well, so there is no shortage of people willing to do the job — there are an estimated 3m servants in Brazil, and most middle-class homes are still built with maid’s quarters, with a windowless chamber for her to sleep in.
 

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Do you guys have Al quida cells in Brazil? Why has al quida not attacked Brazil? Could your military holds its own against, let say Canada?
 
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There are no Al Quaida cells in Brazil from what I know.
Al Quaida has no quarrel with Brazil. Brazil has been against the war in Iraq since the beginning and criticises US's support for Israel.

Total Armed Forces
Active: 337,800 (133,500 conscripts).

Total Navy
15,000 Marines (2,000 conscripts).

Brazil could easily take Canada on. Brazil also has one of the world's largest concentrations of Uranium and many nuclear power stations able to produce many nuclear bombs (although it has signed a Treaty banning nuclear weapons in Latin America)
 

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A couple of years ago I was in Sao Paulo for about 2 weeks. Places like that really make you thankful that you live in a country like the US. Hopefully, I will never have to go back.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by A2345exxx:
Brazil could easily take Canada on. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bring it on you cocky bastard!!!!!

According to Newsweek Canada is the 6th most powerful country in the world!!!!!!

We play hockey and have no teeth!!!!

You play soccer and collapse in a whimpering heap if someone so much as pats you on the rump!!!

Come on Brazil!!! You want to step up to the big leagues?!?!!! Think you can take on a 1st world country?!?!!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!!
 

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Why worry about an army or defense when you can get others to do it for you
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In much of the world the army is just for show or to protect the borders from smuggling; I would guess Brazil isn't much different.

One thing nicely forgotten in this is that the rich/poor gap is so huge because the rich think taxes are what other people pay. I am sure there are plenty of Americans who are rich and wish they could "go Brazilian" in that regard.
 
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BRING IT ON ONTARIO...
we'll make Canada Brazil's dumping ground!

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just playing I love Canada.

WillBill:
You are absolutely right. Brazil is probably the most unequal country in the world. 25% live like a 1st world country while 75% live in a sub-standard level. I happen to be lucky but it could have easily been the other way. Income tax on the rich is about 20%. Low but the rich have to pay for private health care/education etc.
 

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I've heard a lot of good things about Brazil, both from natives and from people who have visited.

I'll have to keep you in mind if I ever get down that far south....I'll need a good guide, especially for those beaches and love hotels.
 
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Brazil has its problems but its still one of the most fascinating places in the planet and i'm proud to be from there and I encourage anybody to visit.
 

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Never been to Brazil I've been to a Brazillian barbaque restaurant around here. It was fantastic!
Just don't eat for about 3 days before you go. I think there's still some of that churning around in my digestive fluids to this day.
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I just heard a statistic that 58 million people in Brazil live on less than one dollar a day. Nice country.
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Keep up the good work Brazil.

The widespread poverty in these Latin-american countries is alarming.
 

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I read in yahoo news that the HIV scare within the Porno industry was a result of an actor contracting HIV from performing with an actress from a Brazilian pornographic movie production.
 

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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Angus Ontario:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by A2345exxx:
Brazil could easily take Canada on. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Bring it on you cocky bastard!!!!!

According to Newsweek Canada is the 6th most powerful country in the world!!!!!!

We play hockey and have no teeth!!!!

You play soccer and collapse in a whimpering heap if someone so much as pats you on the rump!!!

Come on Brazil!!! You want to step up to the big leagues?!?!!! Think you can take on a 1st world country?!?!!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Holy crap. I always thought you were so reserved.

I have to wonder just how lowly the rest of the world's armies are that ours is the 6th most powerful. You've heard that long-standing saying about how our army is equipped with the best plastic forks and knives that money can buy??
 
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/3689911.stm

There's a bit of a run on all things Brazilian. Its films, fashion, sports, music and people are hot, hot, hot. Why the sudden taste for all things Latin American?

Rio comes to rainy London
A little bit of Rio de Janeiro has come to the UK. A 14m-high replica of that city's Jesus the Redeemer spreads his arms over a rain-washed city street to mark Selfridges' month-long Brasil 40 fiesta in London, Birmingham and Manchester.

And its not just those flocking to the department stores which have let a bit of Latin spirit go to their heads.

The music of South America's biggest country features in TV ads, in clubs, in shops; two acclaimed Brazilian films, Carandiru and Bus 174, are playing in cinemas, which distributors hope will echo the success of City of God; and its designers are taking the fashion and interiors world by storm.

Carnival brights and vibrant prints are hot in home decoration, and humble Brazilian flip-flops - the rubber sandals worn by the country's president, supermodels and street kids alike - are set to be this summer's hottest shoes. Havaianas have already taken the US and Australia by storm, and now the UK importer is selling 50,000 pairs a week.

"Brazil was, is, and will be in fashion," says Gilberto Gil, the musician and 1960s radical who is now its culture minister.


Not only is the world looking to Brazil for inspiration, Brazil itself is growing in confidence to break free of its stereotype of football, carnivals and samba.

Boosting this confidence is the growing admiration at home and abroad for its cultural movers and shakers, and for its president, Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, who was named by Time magazine as one of 2004's most influential people, calling the former shoeshine boy "the developing world's new spokesman".

Place in the sun

Little wonder then, that Brazil has become one of the top long-haul destinations for 25- to 44-year-olds.


Gisele in carnival spirit in Rio
"Just try and get a flight to Brazil in summer - theirs, not ours; it's virtually impossible," says Gity Monself, the creative director of the Fashion and Textile Museum in London, who visits each year with her Brazilian partner.

She puts Brazil's new-found influence down to its people's attitude to life - relaxed, sensual, up for a party - a mix very appealing to sun-starved Britons. Among the adverts which seek to capture this mood are campaigns for Nissan, Sunsilk, Always and Habitat.

But the ubiquity of all things Brazilian has not come out of the blue. We've been watching its footballers (and exuberant fans), drinking caipirinha cocktails, going to samba and capoeira classes, and seeing Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen for several years now. This cumulative exposure which has propelled its influence into the mainstream.

Mood is right

Nicky Owen, of brand consultancy Dragon, says the backing of a major retailer has undoubtedly kick-started moves to make Brazil cool.

"Selfridges always picks a strong cultural reference for their May festival, such as Bollywood or Japan, which people will recognise. They will have noticed Brazil's increasing profile - boosted by football, the drinks companies and the increase in exports from Brazil - and decided to go with that."


City of God exposed the deprived underbelly of "favela chic"
She says its influence is a much-needed contrast to both all things Asian, which have been popular for about 15 years, and to the mood of doom and gloom which world events have thrust upon us.

"To find a new source of cultural influence, we have to look somewhere big, and the only other option is Africa. It has an amazing culture, but it's so beset with problems it seems less upbeat."

The UK's weather has - surprisingly - played its part.

"Last year's amazing summer got everyone in the right mood. It showed us that we could relax outdoors with our friends, that outdoor festivals didn't mean cowering in a tent with a damp sandwich."
 

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